Meet the Nationals Gang!

Tomorrow at 3:45 the trip to nationals begins. I will attempt to blupdate as often as possible, and include as many pictures as humanly possible. I have no idea how long it will last, but I will do my best. Here's an introduction to the eight merry men and three lovely ladies on the trip:

The Guys

Yea I used Comic Sans, haters gonna hate.

Coby Horowitz
You know me. I know you. We've been through this. Cmon meow. Fun.

Nick Saba
You know him. Fun.

James Boeding
Great-great grandson of James Bowdoin III. He's Ladd House's proctor, and he stole Matt Hillard's look in this picture. He gets big energy rushes at 10 pm, every night, and that will definitely turn into a post. Fun.

Sam Seekins
The man, the myth, the hunter-gatherer. Only member of the team able to grow a full beard (besides O-Mac). You never know what you're gonna get with him. Fun.

Matt Hillard
Holding the trophy. Proud owner of the fastest kick in the NCAA. Was on the aforementioned trip to indoor nationals, and anchored the team to a strong fifth place finish. Captain. Fun.

Colin Ogilvie
Looking at a really interesting spot on the ceiling. Member of Ursus Verses, best male voice on the team, and probably going to do better than his brother did. Captain. Fun.

Greg Talpey
You know him. Fun.


Kevin Hoose
The lone freshman on the varsity squad, he's really just a tall kid. Like if you boiled him in a big pot until all the water evaporated, you would just have tall left. Freshman. Unfortunately he won't be making the trip with us, due to the fact that his eggs are hatching soon and he needs to sit on them. Here's what he looks like without makeup on. Fun.

Will Stafstrom
The final member of the varsity squadron. Big Midwestern farm boy, with big Midwestern thighs to match. Sole remaining member of the curly hair club. Will also unfortunately won't be making the trip with us, but I swear if he put his thighs on the job he could bike to Wisconsin in 6 hours flat. Captain. Fun.

Will Stafstrom, age 9.

The Gals

Madelena Rizzo
Also a Howardian! Unfortunately the 4 Howard kids won't be rooming together, so I'm sure there will be numerous complaints about how loud it is at night from us throughout the trip. Girl.

Olivia MacKenzie
Also called O-Mac. Mainly called Omac. Just call her omac (pronounced OH-mac). Anywho, she'll be a fun one. Girl.

Anna Ackerman
The last lovely lady. A senior and owner of the best female voice on the team, she's gonna take Wisconsin by storm and probably drag us around shopping all day Friday. Booooo shopping! Booo girls! Girl.


and last but certainly not least...

The Coach

Coach Slovenski
Coach, author, comedian, drill sergeant, booker of waterpark resorts, and just a generally all-around awesome person. There's no one I would rather travel with, and he's sure help us pass the time with witty anecdotes from the 70's, pop trivia contests, and Mean Girl references. He will make this trip excellent. Very fun.

Classic Coach.

Stay tuned for more updates! The fun begins at 3:45, and don't stop til we get enough.