The Dad (Greg Talpey):
The least eligible bachelor of the gang. Great cheeks (both sets), laid back and smart. Enjoys long runs on the beach with his grandmother-girlfriend finding rocks for his collection. He currently works in the art library, so if you’re ever in the mood for a good art book, reassess your life plan. Things he doesn’t like: Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass music video, untidiness, rap music, kids walking on his lawn, and newfangled thingamabobs. Things he does like: (much) older women, flip phones, cribbage, bridge (the card game and the structure), rocks, making his bed, telling kids to get off his lawn, dinner before 5, and hip folk music.
The least eligible bachelor of the gang. Great cheeks (both sets), laid back and smart. Enjoys long runs on the beach with his grandmother-girlfriend finding rocks for his collection. He currently works in the art library, so if you’re ever in the mood for a good art book, reassess your life plan. Things he doesn’t like: Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass music video, untidiness, rap music, kids walking on his lawn, and newfangled thingamabobs. Things he does like: (much) older women, flip phones, cribbage, bridge (the card game and the structure), rocks, making his bed, telling kids to get off his lawn, dinner before 5, and hip folk music.
Dobby (Coby Horowitz):
Short with a bad sense of humor; in other words, he would make a terrible ice cream flavor. In the nicest way possible, he's as nutty as fruitcake. I got that from searching synonyms of crazy, but if you think about it "nutty as fruitcake" doesn't really make sense. Nutty as nutcake makes sense, or fruity as fruitcake, but nutty as fruitcake is like comparing cats to bananas: even though both are edible, you wouldn't put them in the same dish. This post is too long and I think I'll release it in sections by roommates. Enjoys having fun and making friends as long as he already is friends with the person he's making friends with, and avoiding social house parties. Had he been 6 inches taller and 70 pounds heavier he would totes be playing d1 lacrosse, but instead he was given a frame comparable to that of Mary-Kate Olsen’s.
Short with a bad sense of humor; in other words, he would make a terrible ice cream flavor. In the nicest way possible, he's as nutty as fruitcake. I got that from searching synonyms of crazy, but if you think about it "nutty as fruitcake" doesn't really make sense. Nutty as nutcake makes sense, or fruity as fruitcake, but nutty as fruitcake is like comparing cats to bananas: even though both are edible, you wouldn't put them in the same dish. This post is too long and I think I'll release it in sections by roommates. Enjoys having fun and making friends as long as he already is friends with the person he's making friends with, and avoiding social house parties. Had he been 6 inches taller and 70 pounds heavier he would totes be playing d1 lacrosse, but instead he was given a frame comparable to that of Mary-Kate Olsen’s.
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