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Carry on.

Finals Update/Fire Drill/Hilarious Information

So finals are here, and therefore I  have no time to blog because I have to study. 26 hours a day, 8 days a week. We also have a twitter: @chemliteliving
 

IN MORE FUN NEWS

There was a fire alarm today in Howard.

We have inside information. 

And pictures.

A major contributor.

This guy gave it away.

You should take it.

Insert "Alex" for "we didn't" and it's our new theme song.

On Being a Nude Model

Those of you who are art aficionados know that at the end of every semester there is an art walk. This year, if you happen to be planning on going to the Photo101 display, you'd best bring a second pair of underwear.

A Short Story

by Coby

My Career As An Object of Art

Yuck. 10 points to the funniest caption.

As some of you may know, I am a very popular object for the photo classes. I have been featured in at least five unique projects with three different photographers. I began my career as an object with my sister Lindsey; she would need a beautiful object to photograph at the last minute and I was always available. She would come over to the dirty Winthrop, pull me out of bed, and force me to pose with whatever she needed that week. Sometimes I would make feeble attempts at looking hip, other times I would be grumpy and covered in shoes. I guess all objects have a dark period; this was mine.








My next job as an object was with Zach. Unlike Lindsey who used me as a last option, Zach recognized my potential and together we made great art. And by we, I mean honestly, the object IS the art, and the photographer is just capturing it to share with others. But I guess you can't have one without the other, so I won't be a pretentious douche (yet) and tell you that I am great art. That will come later.

Zach used me for a multitude of projects, including: "look-sassy-in-a-bathroom", "spit-water-as-far-as-you-can", "execute-perfect-running-form", and of course the infamous "hey-are-you-passed-out-oh-cool-let-me-cover-you-in-this-blanket-and-put-a-moose-head-on-top-of-you-and-then-take-pictures-of-you-WHILE-YOU'RE-SLEEPING-kthxbai"! Luckily I'm a fantastic object and even when I'm passed out I'm drop dead gorgeous.

Looking sassy in the bathroom.

Water spit lol?

Literally the greatest at posing. Massachusetts state flag? #winning

Which leaves us with my latest job as an object; photographer J-Smeezy is currently doing her "take-pictures-of-human-bodies-that-look-weird"......

This project was made for me.

Dunzo's:

Misaligned abs? Check.

2% body fat? The only time I had 3% was at birth, and within 2 minutes I had puked the extra 1% out. 

Skinny kid muscles? You know it.

Previous experience in photography projects?.................... Nope.                                        Wait yes.

Nudey pics will be posted at the end of the semester, but you can check them out early by going on the artwalk! It's cool! Everyone does it! It's like a safer form of heroin!