Short with a bad sense of humor; in other words,so he would make a terrible friend but a great standing armrest. When he isn't blowdrying his naturally clammy hands, Coby likes to text his secret lover who he constantly refers to as a man or a nonexistent creature. His favorite hobby is reading a book during an 8k race so he is doing something, "at least a little challenging" while running against top collegiate athletes. He also enjoys having fun and making friends as long as he already is friends with the person he's making friends with, and avoiding social house parties. Had he been 6 inches taller and 70 pounds heavier he would totes be playing d1 lacrosse, but instead he was given a frame comparable to that of Mary-Kate Olsen’s.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Dobby: An Outsiders Take
Apparently it was unfair for me to write my own bio, and I rambled too long about the merits of fruitcakes and nutcakes and whatever. Therefore, Pancakes took the liberty of writing me a new one! Hooray Pancakes! He will potentially be an editor/poster in the future, so let us know if you like his style. And if you like his writing.
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I would agree with all of the above... but what about the running the fastest at bowdoin? that's important and really the only reason we're friends.
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