Monday, November 7, 2011

Monthly Statistics Release

I don't often check out the stats page, but when I do, I prefer two horses (equis is spanish for horse, dummies. I was quoting a commercial). Below are the stats of the month; I highlighted days where we saw large jumps in views. All of them have very obvious connections with the jump so I gave a small blurb on who/what caused it in case you couldn't figure it out for yourself. Also, at the very bottom is probably the funniest stat we've had so far. Finally we have justification for having you confirm that you are over 18 before you enter the blog!


The  Zach Morrison Effect.

Our biggest fan's birthday! She must have help get the word out.



The man who built our Great Howard Dorm, laying each brick by hand, died this day in 1909, so obvi people check here for a nice eulogy.
Pre-Orient anticipation. Bitches dig anticipation more than climax. Also they like it when you touch their ears.
The Orient bump. Alongside the pre-Orient anticipation bump, our biggest bump in history....by one view. (487 vs 486)


All fairly normal, except for the one person who thought we were ghetto and spelled it "livin". Cmon bro, we're classier than that...even though apparently you can find us by googling "slutty college girls on halloween"

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