Empowered is defined by Google Dictionary as "making (someone) stronger and more confident, esp. in controlling their life and claiming their rights". The goal of this blog is to let the Bowdoin world outside of chem-free life know how those of us on the inside survive. We are not here by choice; fate (see: shitty lottery numbers) has thrown us in this lilac smelling, NARP filled, puke- (lol) and beer- (double lol) free dorm.
Our journey begins with the misfortunes of 8 merry men who passed their first college year with flying colors and without incident....that's not even a little bit accurate.
Second try:
Our journey begins with the misfortunes of some sophomores whose moods are affected by sports scores or chronic dumpiness, with only one shining beacon of happiness amongst the group. But he's crazy. Fuck.
Third try:
I think what I'm trying to say is that our journey may not be pretty; it may not be fun; there will probably be copious amounts of homework and a severe lack of going out; but I swear on a five dollar bill that we shall emerge from chem-free life unscathed and ready to mingle with the general population.
We hope that our trials and tribulations bring laughter to your lives and life to your uterine.
God Save the Queen.
 |
| But seriously.... |
No comments:
Post a Comment