Rhymes with Fat Cat (Matt Glatt):
Tall, handsome, eligible, scruffy, and according to this article, he will have a job lined up by the time he graduates. Exceedingly capable with a racket, he is known to dominate in all video games produced post N64 era. We realized today that the Howard Eight also have something else 62.5% in common: iPhones. However two noobs still have 3GS’s so we’re trying to fix that. Oddly, he likes seaweed.
The Golfer (Mikey Jarrell):
Can be found always wearing a hat and a smile. This fun-loving man likes to spend his time hooking up his computer to the TV and the TV to the computer and the TV to another TV and putting computers in computers in computers and then selling the rights to his ideas to movie producers who then come up with Inception. Also a famous radio host and the go-to guy for sports news, he's also a ginger. But we've accepted him for how he was born and you should too. Interesting fact: he can sleep with the lights on and people talking in the room. THIS IS MIKEY!
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Yo dawg, I heard you like computers, so I put a computer in your computer.
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