Bloggy Things

So I just wanted to let everyone know some cool features about the blog, and then let you guys know what will be coming up every week, since this has snowballed from a small joke into an actual thing.

Hey, Ya Looked Good This Week
A nice little idea by our friend Jordan. You look good, we find you, we take a picture, you're famous. Nominations for this contest can be sent to empoweredinhoward@gmail.com

Email Updates
Speaking of updates, you can get them by entering your email address into the little thingie at the bottom of the blog. I have no idea how this works, but presumably something like how the earth rotates: a combination of magic and dwarven slaves.

Visit Counter
For those of you who haven't noticed, at the bottom of the shit on the right there's a total view counter. Apparently we've had over a thousand views, and quite frankly that's frightening. We enjoy seeing that go up. Also I get crazy statistics on views. So I know when you're reading this. That means you.

Free Kitten Baskets To Send to Your Relatives for Holidays!

 

lolz jk.