Hallo-weiner!

Happy Halloween! Hopefully you all enjoyed Crackoween, but if you're part of the 99% of people who didn't get an invite, feel free to occupy Crack. That is, assuming you meet the minimum requirements to get in: a 15:1 ratio of hot girls to guys and being at least 21.

If you didn't get an opportunity to party with the lax team, you probably ended up going to Pinefest. Aside from the ten minute trudge through a record amount of October snow and then having to spend time outside in the freezing weather, it was a good time. My favorite part was the snowball fights I instigated on the way there. Just a quick note to anyone who cares: if you're not allowed/don't want to drink, starting snowball fights with heavily intoxicated people is way more fun than you would expect. For one thing, they get into it right away. Secondly, their aim is worse than a monkey with Parkinson's. All in all it's a win-win situation for you.





Halloween is one of those holidays that is exciting for any age. When you're really young, you get mountains of candy. If you have cool parents that trust you with knives, they might even let you carve a pumpkin! In college, you get mountains of "candy" (whatever happened to Aaron Carter?). Post-college, the only way to enjoy Halloween is either to take your kids out trick-or-treating, scaring the dickens out of kids trick-or-treating at your house, or blowing a years salary on something like this.

Halloween is all about being creative; this slideshow of pumpkins is definitely worth checking out. Finally, enjoy these funny Halloween-related pictures, and don't forget to dress up for classes today! It's the cool Howard thing to do!