Guess Who's Back

 

 

 

Meeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwww.

FBGM for lyfe

STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW

AND WATCH THIS

Carry on.

Finals Update/Fire Drill/Hilarious Information

So finals are here, and therefore I  have no time to blog because I have to study. 26 hours a day, 8 days a week. We also have a twitter: @chemliteliving
 

IN MORE FUN NEWS

There was a fire alarm today in Howard.

We have inside information. 

And pictures.

A major contributor.

This guy gave it away.

You should take it.

Insert "Alex" for "we didn't" and it's our new theme song.

On Being a Nude Model

Those of you who are art aficionados know that at the end of every semester there is an art walk. This year, if you happen to be planning on going to the Photo101 display, you'd best bring a second pair of underwear.

A Short Story

by Coby

My Career As An Object of Art

Yuck. 10 points to the funniest caption.

As some of you may know, I am a very popular object for the photo classes. I have been featured in at least five unique projects with three different photographers. I began my career as an object with my sister Lindsey; she would need a beautiful object to photograph at the last minute and I was always available. She would come over to the dirty Winthrop, pull me out of bed, and force me to pose with whatever she needed that week. Sometimes I would make feeble attempts at looking hip, other times I would be grumpy and covered in shoes. I guess all objects have a dark period; this was mine.








My next job as an object was with Zach. Unlike Lindsey who used me as a last option, Zach recognized my potential and together we made great art. And by we, I mean honestly, the object IS the art, and the photographer is just capturing it to share with others. But I guess you can't have one without the other, so I won't be a pretentious douche (yet) and tell you that I am great art. That will come later.

Zach used me for a multitude of projects, including: "look-sassy-in-a-bathroom", "spit-water-as-far-as-you-can", "execute-perfect-running-form", and of course the infamous "hey-are-you-passed-out-oh-cool-let-me-cover-you-in-this-blanket-and-put-a-moose-head-on-top-of-you-and-then-take-pictures-of-you-WHILE-YOU'RE-SLEEPING-kthxbai"! Luckily I'm a fantastic object and even when I'm passed out I'm drop dead gorgeous.

Looking sassy in the bathroom.

Water spit lol?

Literally the greatest at posing. Massachusetts state flag? #winning

Which leaves us with my latest job as an object; photographer J-Smeezy is currently doing her "take-pictures-of-human-bodies-that-look-weird"......

This project was made for me.

Dunzo's:

Misaligned abs? Check.

2% body fat? The only time I had 3% was at birth, and within 2 minutes I had puked the extra 1% out. 

Skinny kid muscles? You know it.

Previous experience in photography projects?.................... Nope.                                        Wait yes.

Nudey pics will be posted at the end of the semester, but you can check them out early by going on the artwalk! It's cool! Everyone does it! It's like a safer form of heroin!

More Pictures! Less Words! Learn What A Meme Is!

Empowered in Howard takes a Teaching Hour! And by hour I mean like maybe 10 minutes tops (if you read slower than my grandma who lost an eye in the great pirate battle of Boca Teacapan.)

So, what exactly is a meme? I asked our interweb/computer science/in-house genius/general consultant/computer wiz/fat cat expert Matt Glatt. He defined a meme as "an internet inside joke, usually involving a picture." There are many meme's out there, and most of you noobs don't know any of them. However, they are hilarious and usually involve topical humor or are satirical of pop culture. Here are some of my favorites:

Insanity Puppy

Cute, yet terrifying.

Normally I'm against killing cats, but this was too funny to pass up.

I wanna be like him when I grow up.

Hipster Cat

Zach's favorite cat.

 Meanwhile, in the (country of your choice)

Personally I love the Ukraine. Yury <3

THE _________  IS TOO DAMN HIGH

Gotta love black Republican Presidential Nominee's! (see: Herman Cain)

Flying Octopus?!?!

IS THERE ANYWHERE SAFE?!?!?!?

 nope.

Dear God I Just Realized I Have 3 Weeks of Un-Uploaded Cute Pictures

Here you go, a ridiculous amount of cuteness for your day. I also have a large quantity with funny captions, I'll blupdate those tomorrow. They're really funny. Funnier than me......awww man :'(

NEW POLL!!!! DO IT AND WE'LL DO YOU --->

DAAWW LOOK AT HOW CUTE AND SMALL AND A GREAT SAMPLE OF SPECIES DIVERSITY THEY ARE

Kitty playing with kitty playing with duck! (see: cutest paws ever)

Swimming. You're doing it wrong.

Meeeooooowwwwww

Pig in Boots. It would probably be better than Puss in Boots.

"That chick? Driving your boat? In the bikini? You hit that? Daaaaamn, nice bro!"

I like to pretend that I'm the donkey.

You dribbled a little bit on your face. Let me get that. #nomnomnom

TRUST ME HE WAS CUTE AS A BABY THIS IS JUST A BAD PICTURE

WOW CLASSIC BEARINGS

THIS IS SO STEREOTYPICAL AND THE GREAT 8 ARE REACTING SO STEREOTYPICALLY LIKE NARPS THAT I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THE STEREOTYPING.

HERE ARE PICTURES

CLASSIC

AWESOME.

NOPE DON'T WORRY I DIDN'T WANT TO CHECK MY CLASSES TODAY

EVERYONE SHOULD BE FEELING LIKE THIS

 

 Holy shit. Too far.

hat tip: Matt Glatt for the meme.