A Short Story
by Coby
My Career As An Object of Art
Yuck. 10 points to the funniest caption. |
My next job as an object was with Zach. Unlike Lindsey who used me as a last option, Zach recognized my potential and together we made great art. And by we, I mean honestly, the object IS the art, and the photographer is just capturing it to share with others. But I guess you can't have one without the other, so I won't be a pretentious douche (yet) and tell you that I am great art. That will come later.
Zach used me for a multitude of projects, including: "look-sassy-in-a-bathroom", "spit-water-as-far-as-you-can", "execute-perfect-running-form", and of course the infamous "hey-are-you-passed-out-oh-cool-let-me-cover-you-in-this-blanket-and-put-a-moose-head-on-top-of-you-and-then-take-pictures-of-you-WHILE-YOU'RE-SLEEPING-kthxbai"! Luckily I'm a fantastic object and even when I'm passed out I'm drop dead gorgeous.
Looking sassy in the bathroom. |
Water spit lol? |
Literally the greatest at posing. Massachusetts state flag? #winning |
Which leaves us with my latest job as an object; photographer J-Smeezy is currently doing her "take-pictures-of-human-bodies-that-look-weird"......
This project was made for me.
Dunzo's:
Misaligned abs? Check.
2% body fat? The only time I had 3% was at birth, and within 2 minutes I had puked the extra 1% out.
Skinny kid muscles? You know it.
Previous experience in photography projects?.................... Nope. Wait yes.
Nudey pics will be posted at the end of the semester, but you can check them out early by going on the artwalk! It's cool! Everyone does it! It's like a safer form of heroin!
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