The Biggest Leak of Pepperflips Idea in History

And we shall call it Pepperflippergate. The list came from when a certain Dad pepperflipped a certain Dobby that he couldn't pepperflip for a week. The reasons behind the flip were malicious and cruel: I had been averaging 50% for flips for the past 3 days, and he decided fun time was over. He also made the week "happen" to come right before spring break, turning it into a 3 week hiatus. Infuriated, I made a list comprising of over 50 outrageous pepperflips that I would do to Greg. Luckily for Greg, he killed my streak and survived what was certain to be one of the great public humiliations in Bowdoin's history. (sidenote: I didn't hit a pepperflip after that spring break until earlier this year)

Without further ado, I present the list. They were all aimed at Greg, so some will seem weird and oddly specific or just make no sense, but others can work for anyone (see: get arrested). Hopefully you put this to the best of use, just like my hero would.

Greg Flips

Greg can only walk by taking two normal steps then skipping. For 2 days.

Greg can only talk to Holly in Spanish, including texting, for 4 days.

Greg has to wear 25 bracelets/silly bands/Livestrong/etc at a time for a week.

Greg has to shave his left arm and right leg.

He has to ask Coach for relationship advice with Holly once she leaves school.

For dinner, Greg can only eat banana peels and ice cream. Drinks: mayonnaise.

He has to ask for or get, and receive, specific amounts of foods that are hard to dish out in specific numbers; ie 17 rice, 8 penne, 22 pieces of lettuce, etc.

Greg has to dunk his nuts in his cereal then offer the rest to someone who doesn't know he put his nuts in them.

Sit alone. For every meal. For 3 days.

Greg has to wear a tie and a v-neck every day for a week.

Greg has to go to class wearing normal clothes, and leave in his track uniform.

Greg has to do Marcus' homework for a week.

Greg has to wear sunglasses at all times for 37.5 hours.

Greg has to shave his pubes into either an arrow or a top hat.

Greg has to get arrested.

Greg has to sun tan, face up, only in white short shorts, on the quad, after taking Viagra, on the first day after spring break.

Shots of Tabasco sauce.

Make and put up posters advertising himself as the next Neeks.

Wear Uggs for 3 days in the week of April 23-30th

In any run less than 7 miles, it must be done solely around the quad.

Using the track team email list, Greg has to give a thought of the day every morning for two weeks. 

Greg has to get a temporary tattoo on his forehead. Scrubbing it off is not allowed.

Greg can only use a knife at dinner.

Everything must be sprinkled with 7 shakes of a pepper before being ingested.

At sundae Sunday's or sundae Wednesday's, Greg has to fill a cup with chocolate syrup and drink the whole thing

Greg must help Hermione and Harry collect the Horcruxes, and then cock block Ron from marrying Hermione. But instead of taking Hermione for himself he has to marry Lavender Brown. If I can't have Hermione, no one can.

Greg must carry a broom between his legs for a day, making whooshing noises as he "flies" around campus.

Greg has to do a beer mile.

Every time Greg goes to visit Holly, he has to text Nick "I'm a silly little bitch". Indefinitely.

Greg has to make an anatomically accurate penis out of a single banana.

Greg has to change his profile picture to Holly.

Greg has to buy a pregnancy test and a single coat hanger at Hannafords.

Greg has to whisper notes to himself whenever someone talks.

 Greg has to make a scene in Thorne...in a diaper .

Greg has to call coach at 9:30 on a Thursday and ask him how to remove a pickle jar that his hand is stuck in.

Greg can only wear the boxers that don't have a button (i.e. shows his penis a lot) in his room without his pants for 4 days

Greg must eat meat with his hands, bread with a fork, vegetables with a knife, and fruit with a spoon. Drinks can stay in cups.

All shirts worn must be either sleeveless or red.

Greg has to do a talent in next years freshman talent show that involves yogurt.

Greg has to wear glasses without lenses for a week. At all times. That includes working out.

Greg has to initiate midslap Monday's for the track team for the entire season. SUCKS!

Greg has to send an informative PowerPoint to the team on Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

Greg has to change his name to Cool Cat on Facebook

Greg has to "fly" around Thorne in a tooth fairy costume (will be provided) and put dollar bills (will be provided) on peoples seats when they get up to get more food/tea/ice cream.

Greg has to take an ice cream cone, fill it with cottage cheese, offer it to a random girl. He must get her to take it.

Greg can only eat skittles for dinner.

Greg has to go up to a girl and say "you have the cutest outfit and are the most huggable here but I bet every guy says that to you". 

It's 11:30....why aren't you on these sites?

Big tests this week? Maybe have a paper due? Perhaps a large lab? Or maybe you just want to relax and look through some websites you never would have found on your own. In any case, here are some links. Feel free to enjoy them in any way you like, although the stats page will tell me if you do anything weird with them. I mean you, Mr. Denmark.

Cows doing everyday human things or as major world wonders. Hulareus.

Only funny if you have the sense of humor of a 13 year old prepubescent boy (see: Coby).

Cowboys, colts, UFO's, oh my!

Spongebob on a seahorse. Srsly.

Go green.

Catlolololol.

Kitty Kaption Kontest Ktime! (#2)

It's that time of week again! Kaption the kitty!

my entry....

Last weeks winner....

Hallo-weiner!

Happy Halloween! Hopefully you all enjoyed Crackoween, but if you're part of the 99% of people who didn't get an invite, feel free to occupy Crack. That is, assuming you meet the minimum requirements to get in: a 15:1 ratio of hot girls to guys and being at least 21.

If you didn't get an opportunity to party with the lax team, you probably ended up going to Pinefest. Aside from the ten minute trudge through a record amount of October snow and then having to spend time outside in the freezing weather, it was a good time. My favorite part was the snowball fights I instigated on the way there. Just a quick note to anyone who cares: if you're not allowed/don't want to drink, starting snowball fights with heavily intoxicated people is way more fun than you would expect. For one thing, they get into it right away. Secondly, their aim is worse than a monkey with Parkinson's. All in all it's a win-win situation for you.





Halloween is one of those holidays that is exciting for any age. When you're really young, you get mountains of candy. If you have cool parents that trust you with knives, they might even let you carve a pumpkin! In college, you get mountains of "candy" (whatever happened to Aaron Carter?). Post-college, the only way to enjoy Halloween is either to take your kids out trick-or-treating, scaring the dickens out of kids trick-or-treating at your house, or blowing a years salary on something like this.

Halloween is all about being creative; this slideshow of pumpkins is definitely worth checking out. Finally, enjoy these funny Halloween-related pictures, and don't forget to dress up for classes today! It's the cool Howard thing to do!

Halloweekend AND Parents Weekend!

Halloween! College! No Parents!

Hooray Halloween! An opportunity for all of us to bee slutty! 4 nights of drunken debauchery!

Hooray parents! This could go many ways. Maybe an opportunity to be slutty? Broaden your horizons!

In any case, I'm stuck using a Mac in Amherst, MA right meow so I can't make or upload up any of the hilarious graphs I envisioned making on the 4 and a half hour drive down here. They will most certainly be less funny when I can make them on Sunday, but hopefully you'll appreciate the potential they had.

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Hey, Ya Looked Good This Week

All it takes is one good day and you can win the whole week, as was demonstrated by our first champion of Hey, Ya Looked Good This Week....

Zohran Kwame Mamdani

Jorts in late October? Your confidence doesn't go unnoticed. Rock on, Zohran.

IT'S TRUE