Although the name might imply that he would look like this guy,
he doesn't have a large hammer, a following of
Norsemen, OR the ability to kill ice giants. He is, however, tall, handsome, scruff-less and single. He is a has-been Stoned Clown, now a Stone-cold sober GORF. Although I've never asked I'm 98% sure his favorite book is probably some sort of anime thing. Also, I pepperflipped him that on Tuesday's he has to pretend to be a pickle. Help him out by calling him "Dill" every Tuesday, he'd really appreciate it. Finally, the Hammer really likes pizza, and I owe him $12 at the time of writing.Stranz (Alex Powers):
Tall, handsome, scruff-less. I would like to take this time to point out that if any ladies want a tall handsome man, either scruffy or scruff-less, Howard is crawling with them. We are also 62.5% Jewish. Anyways, if Stranz and Pancakes were two sides of an Oreo and the middle was normal frosting they would be your typical Stoned Clown member, albeit with organs made of frosting. He also likes to boast that he is a capable FIFA player. To date, I have seen him dominated 7-1 and 6-0, and heard about him losing 5 of 6 games the other night. His strengths include LOTR trivia and supporting the Free Earl campaign.
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